Take a look back at some of John Mulaney’s best bits, in which he reveals why he had to stop drinking and how he ended up accidentally chasing a woman …
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6:27 i almolst choked on my food 9 times during that bit….damn
"i walk and i say hello. no, thats too subtle, I'mma push him. I'mma push him. I'm gonna say I'm new in town. no no, hold back, hold back. save it. build to that. I'mma walk up to him, I'mma push him. I go, I have aiiiids. no, that's too strong. I'mma walk up to him, I'mma push him. i will start with the fact that i am homeless. as that is a given. then for backstory, I will pepper in the fact that i am *gay.—"
6:27 i almolst choked on my food 9 times during that bit….damn
That jawline is not underage.
He looks like Grant Gustin but sounds nothing like him at all.
Sounds like Johnny test’s Dad😂😂
I get that people like him and I'm not at all discrediting them, but is it just me, or is he really boring and not that funny at all?
You can see him getting progressively better dressed throughout his career.
none of this is prepared material Lucy
Im gonna push him
"I know you know, I'm telling Lucy!"
Is the best line ever
"I'm very gay will you please give me a dollar"
can i please become lucy? like frfr
The emphasis on PUSH’EM kills me no matter how many I watch that skit. All 1000 times.
Lucy has no idea how lucky she is XD
John Mulaney is the only funny human being
Imagine booing someone for making a positive change in their life
12:20 he’s just talking to Lucy
I know some Jewish women (my Mom and Bubbie). Can confirm, very straight forward.
"I know YOU ALL know; I'm telling LUCY."
8:30
"i walk and i say hello. no, thats too subtle, I'mma push him. I'mma push him. I'm gonna say I'm new in town. no no, hold back, hold back. save it. build to that. I'mma walk up to him, I'mma push him. I go, I have aiiiids. no, that's too strong. I'mma walk up to him, I'mma push him. i will start with the fact that i am homeless. as that is a given. then for backstory, I will pepper in the fact that i am *gay.—"
we all wish we were lucy
Can anyone tell me where to find the special with the thirteen year old
Oh my. Hello there, Lucy. 😈
Love this guy.
John, dat homeless dude wanted to get set up with YOU 😂😏
He’s not funny
John Mulaney is the gayest straight man in the world
I want to be Lucy
Now I’m just imagining John Mulaney, chasing my down in a subway, grabbing my shoulders and yelling “I AM NOT A RAPIST”
John Mulaney telling ordinary stories is more entertaining than me attempting to tell a legitimately interesting story to my friends
am i the only one that thinks john looks REALLY high in the clip at 4:52
The blacking out from alcohol plainly dressed bad haircut John, finally makes sense to me how is he friends with Pete Davidson
🤣😂 I'm laughing because he's a white man🤣
This man is a breath of fresh air. he is so damn funny!
Seeing his arms are so crazy to me
Doesn’t he look like Grant Gustin The Flash.
Why dose John look like a Jewish Bary Allan from the flash
John mulaney with his arms exposed hits different 😨
Everyone: talking about John and him being funny
Me: Gotham is real..?