Doing drugs and passing a drug test to prove certo works in 2019
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drink more than a gallon of water/cranberry juice/gatorade if you can! the more fluid you consume the more likely you are to pass. also MAKE SURE YOU EAT before doing this!!!! the certo makes the thc bind to your poop and it works as a diuretic so you’ll be peeing and pooping all the thc out. that’s the main key to passing. also, don’t wait longer than two hours to take the clean test. it’ll keep your urine diluted for just under two hours!
A diuretic like furosemide or HCTZ are included in blood pressure medications for fluid retention. Meaning it makes you PEE NOT POOP. This product binds to the fat receptors and lines the kidneys for a short amount of time, keeping the toxins inside during the time frame of the drug test. RN and fellow stoner here☺
It works! Literally listened to everything you said and after 1 hour I drug tested and it passed! I even went home and took a at home test 2 1/2 hours after that and that still passed. I knew it was always going to work!
Good video. Everything was great. I haven’t smoked in a month. And I have a high ass metabolism and I’m not heavy weight either. I drink water everyday and exercise. That should honestly be enough. But I bought the certo cuz of you. And imma try it before probo just in case type shit. My homies all say it works and they never stopped smoking at all. But you can’t be too cautious these days lmao. Only reason I’m waiting cuz I’m not good with tasting bad shit and you almost gagged up the certo like bruh. I gotta wait if never gets easier lmao. But again. Fye video.
Brittany Ramone you are a goddess! I just did this 2.5 hours ago and did a home self-test. It has two lines in it though one is so faint I asked someone else to look at it for me to make sure I didn't imagine it. I have been quit for 14 days. I have yet to schedule my drug test so I will have maybe another week before I have to actually test. The second line is so faint that I am not sure how they will read that. Also, I have been walking, running and riding my bike everywhere for the past two weeks (I have lost 9 lbs) so maybe now is the time to slack off of the exercise until the test is over. Maybe even gain some weight so I am not burning fat all the time. If the line on the test strip is very very faint does it really mean I still passed? I still have anxiety. Please comment.
Hi Brittany, Thanks for the video. I tried this method a few years back and it didn't work for me. I think I may have waited too long or not long enough after drinking the certo. I have a U.A .coming up soon for a new job and I haven't done anything in a while I am going to use this method again just to be on the safe side. I am flushing with water, and drinking a lot of raw organic cranberry juice. The stuff tastes like battery acid, but it cleans you out like crazy (give it a try and let me know what you think if you want). I will keep you posted as to the results. Thanks for making these videos. They are most appreciated.
I’m so glad I saw your video. Trying to get info for my old man. Legally prescribed meds like an opiate & still has to jump thru hoops just to earn a damn living. Ty for this advice. Btw, new sub right here !
I’ve been on probation for 16 months. I get tested every month for monthly check ups. It works every time! If you guys do the process right. U have no worries, u should even test urself right before your “official” test. Has not let me down.
I don’t even do drugs but I smoked for the first time in years on Saturday after getting super drunk with my friends, now I have a job interview at a dental office that drugs tests and I need a job so bad so I’m hoping this works for me, thank you so much for this video !!❤️
Thank you for your video. What if you are not tested within the 2 hours of drinking all of the certo n gatorade? The pre employment health screen place I'm supposed to go too I've been told I will be waiting awhile to be seen???
Liked and subbed! I been stressing over these stupid court drug tests for months You kiddo have been the first to ease my mind about things. Thank you alleviating my anxieties on this whole thing. Cross my fingers!
drink more than a gallon of water/cranberry juice/gatorade if you can! the more fluid you consume the more likely you are to pass. also MAKE SURE YOU EAT before doing this!!!! the certo makes the thc bind to your poop and it works as a diuretic so you’ll be peeing and pooping all the thc out. that’s the main key to passing. also, don’t wait longer than two hours to take the clean test. it’ll keep your urine diluted for just under two hours!
I love ur vibe!!💕
You have a stoooonersss voice
A diuretic like furosemide or HCTZ are included in blood pressure medications for fluid retention. Meaning it makes you PEE NOT POOP. This product binds to the fat receptors and lines the kidneys for a short amount of time, keeping the toxins inside during the time frame of the drug test. RN and fellow stoner here☺
Did you test yourself with the first pee after the certo? I’ve read you must use the third pee after the certo… help please? @Brittany Ramone
I poured certo into a 32oz gatorade, drank hella water, waited about 2 hours and still failed. Am I missing something?
It works! Literally listened to everything you said and after 1 hour I drug tested and it passed! I even went home and took a at home test 2 1/2 hours after that and that still passed. I knew it was always going to work!
bless you.
How many times should we pee
A cute cool pothead??? Come onn iinnnnn
Does it work for a DOT TEST???
I have to take a drug test and I’m gonna try this at home before the actual day of hope it works 🤞🏼🤞🏼
Lol Does it work with coke?
How long after you drank the certo did you take the test?
Good video. Everything was great. I haven’t smoked in a month. And I have a high ass metabolism and I’m not heavy weight either. I drink water everyday and exercise. That should honestly be enough. But I bought the certo cuz of you. And imma try it before probo just in case type shit. My homies all say it works and they never stopped smoking at all. But you can’t be too cautious these days lmao. Only reason I’m waiting cuz I’m not good with tasting bad shit and you almost gagged up the certo like bruh. I gotta wait if never gets easier lmao. But again. Fye video.
Oh thank you i. Luv for doing these just for ous cause i did have questions i get drug tested for Tarzana which. Sucks but yeh …
YES! It worked. Thanks again for the video!
She NEVER says how long to wait after you drink the goddamn certo before you take the drug test . Worst video
Brittany Ramone you are a goddess! I just did this 2.5 hours ago and did a home self-test. It has two lines in it though one is so faint I asked someone else to look at it for me to make sure I didn't imagine it. I have been quit for 14 days. I have yet to schedule my drug test so I will have maybe another week before I have to actually test. The second line is so faint that I am not sure how they will read that. Also, I have been walking, running and riding my bike everywhere for the past two weeks (I have lost 9 lbs) so maybe now is the time to slack off of the exercise until the test is over. Maybe even gain some weight so I am not burning fat all the time. If the line on the test strip is very very faint does it really mean I still passed? I still have anxiety. Please comment.
I did everything u said and it didn't work for me 😔
How long does it take to start working? I have a dt at 8 am
tysm pretty lady you just saved my ass
It didn’t work for me. Swear to god.
If you made vlogs I’d watch
i'm testing this out rn for my test today😩
Hi Brittany, Thanks for the video. I tried this method a few years back and it didn't work for me. I think I may have waited too long or not long enough after drinking the certo. I have a U.A .coming up soon for a new job and I haven't done anything in a while I am going to use this method again just to be on the safe side. I am flushing with water, and drinking a lot of raw organic cranberry juice. The stuff tastes like battery acid, but it cleans you out like crazy (give it a try and let me know what you think if you want). I will keep you posted as to the results. Thanks for making these videos. They are most appreciated.
So far u have the best video about how to do this. I got a piss test for a job on the 19th hopefully I pass lol
hope it worksssss…. lol
I’m so glad I saw your video. Trying to get info for my old man. Legally prescribed meds like an opiate & still has to jump thru hoops just to earn a damn living. Ty for this advice. Btw, new sub right here !
Hey guys! I tried this & im currently waiting to be drug tested @ MedSpring Urgent Care. I’ll keep u posted on whether this worked or not!!!!!
HEY MY LADY! I’m about to take a drug test tomorrow. How long do I take the certification before I take the test?
I’ve been on probation for 16 months. I get tested every month for monthly check ups. It works every time! If you guys do the process right. U have no worries, u should even test urself right before your “official” test. Has not let me down.
How long do you wait after you’ve drank the certo?
I don’t even do drugs but I smoked for the first time in years on Saturday after getting super drunk with my friends, now I have a job interview at a dental office that drugs tests and I need a job so bad so I’m hoping this works for me, thank you so much for this video !!❤️
Does it work with lab Corp ? Like they are sending mine off
Do you know the US Constitution says we are allowed to pit anything like a drug in our bodies?
You are adorable
Thank you for your video. What if you are not tested within the 2 hours of drinking all of the certo n gatorade? The pre employment health screen place I'm supposed to go too I've been told I will be waiting awhile to be seen???
Liked and subbed! I been stressing over these stupid court drug tests for months
You kiddo have been the first to ease my mind about things. Thank you alleviating my anxieties on this whole thing. Cross my fingers!
Pray I pass PLEASE! 😉
Ty!!! 😊
I apologize if I missed it, but how long did u wait to take the 2nd test after drinking it?
Where do I find b12 pills?