Joe Rogan Wants Everyone to Smoke Weed – Joe Rogan: Rocky Mountain High – Uncensored
Joe Rogan claims that the most staunch anti-drug activists actually need weed the most and gets freaked out by the multiverse. Subscribe to Comedy Central: …
The paranoia that we get from marijuana is a blessing. It will change your life. Whether you are religious or secular…it will make you critique yourself rationally. You'll either clean your house and write a book or you'll lock your self in the bathroom and pray.
For a lot of people as soon as that shit touches the lungs it's all over: like a spiritual allergy, I'm serious. Don't fuck with it ever if you have any doubts or a family history of schizophrenia, anxiety, or bipolar. If you think you're good, start really fucking on CBD, because I've seen older folks with no mental illness have terrible anxiety attacks on high-CBD strains too, they recovered but it wasn't pretty. A lot of lives destroyed very quickly by this shit. I guess reefer madness was real after all. Hell, Joe Rogan enjoys getting paranoid on weed – weird as fuck. But you ain't Joe fuckin' Rogan.
I smoked weed for years, but it didnt helped me right before my engineering evaluations, so i stopped it.
The only drug that i didnt like was cocaine. But i wouldnt enjoy alcohol. But i usually dont use shit anymore. Im unnemployed, my wife wouldnt be happy to come from work and find me stonned with my dick in my hand.
Do people really find Rogan exceptionally funny? Like he's funny, but not stand up funny. Maybe he would be if he stopped fucking extending nuance facts into every. fucking. joke.
Spinning in infinity does come up, just not with 95% of the population, & when it does come up with them, it's usually in some smug under appreciative way that bluntly ignores we're just atoms that think they're alive.
Conscious matter, now why on this earth would any of that ever be worth contemplating with this machinery we've been given in a time when were just finally waking up to the massive wondrous scale of it all.
& then there's infinitely more regions of space possibly beyond the particle horizon that relativity conveniently hides from all because only the past lies farther away, so we never could witness beyond.
I love your interviews with Ben Shapiro. I’m a Catholic but I do smoke a little weed I think if God didn’t want us to take medication he or she wouldn’t have given us doctors. I have ptsd from a childhood trauma so it helps me relax I don’t take medical marijuana I just get mine from a friend it’s not legal in my state so I don’t give a fuck I’m sixty years old so Fuck the state.I’m old enough to decide for myself what’s best for me!
The paranoia that we get from marijuana is a blessing. It will change your life. Whether you are religious or secular…it will make you critique yourself rationally. You'll either clean your house and write a book or you'll lock your self in the bathroom and pray.
So does every woke stoner 😤
Using marijuana leads to more dangerous drugs
Rogan is man on Fire 11/10
This probably my favorite video ever
For a lot of people as soon as that shit touches the lungs it's all over: like a spiritual allergy, I'm serious. Don't fuck with it ever if you have any doubts or a family history of schizophrenia, anxiety, or bipolar. If you think you're good, start really fucking on CBD, because I've seen older folks with no mental illness have terrible anxiety attacks on high-CBD strains too, they recovered but it wasn't pretty. A lot of lives destroyed very quickly by this shit. I guess reefer madness was real after all. Hell, Joe Rogan enjoys getting paranoid on weed – weird as fuck. But you ain't Joe fuckin' Rogan.
I enjoy his stand up as much as I do his podcast
so is DANA WHITE somehow related to bucko?
Haaaaahaa
I smoked weed for years, but it didnt helped me right before my engineering evaluations, so i stopped it.
The only drug that i didnt like was cocaine. But i wouldnt enjoy alcohol.
But i usually dont use shit anymore.
Im unnemployed, my wife wouldnt be happy to come from work and find me stonned with my dick in my hand.
Do people really find Rogan exceptionally funny? Like he's funny, but not stand up funny. Maybe he would be if he stopped fucking extending nuance facts into every. fucking. joke.
Shit I just found out I can be a Navy SEAL
lol son!!! Joe is actually funny
Anyone who complains to me about smoking weed I tell them they need a joint 😂
TIL joe rogan nuts on his chest
Joe "Nut on your own chest and gator roll" Rogan
I fuckin love Joe Rogan😭
-40 degrees is the same in Fahrenheit and Celcius not 50. Check your facts, Rogan.
Guess I'm a navy seal now
Joe isn't funny to me 🤷
I can stay awake after I jerk off high. It’s easy 😂
Joe "Have you ever done DMT?" Rogan
Him raising his voice, is your que to laugh.
It almost sounds like Jo has been watching Leo with the whole "infinity" thing.
Really proud to have my bloodline going back to Colorado generations.
Only problem is that they’re all against it.
The sun gives you cancer lol not us , we are children OF the sun baby
I can smoke pot, jerk off, take melatonin, and not sleep.
I ❤️ weed
LMAO
joe "chestnut" rogan
Who the fuck blows their load on their own chest? I cum in my socks.
joe '' a buddy of mine '' Rogan
I had sincere doubts about whether or not Joe Rogan could actually be funny. But, I watched this and I guess I was wrong. Godspeed, Sir.
Hahahaha !
He's not a good joke writer, and he's not funny. The delivery is awful. So instead, he substitutes humor for cursing.
Got George Carlin vibes watching this
Everybody must get stoned
dMt?
To nut on yourself is.. idk it’s kinda queer
Spinning in infinity does come up, just not with 95% of the population, & when it does come up with them, it's usually in some smug under appreciative way that bluntly ignores we're just atoms that think they're alive.
Conscious matter, now why on this earth would any of that ever be worth contemplating with this machinery we've been given in a time when were just finally waking up to the massive wondrous scale of it all.
& then there's infinitely more regions of space possibly beyond the particle horizon that relativity conveniently hides from all because only the past lies farther away, so we never could witness beyond.
Just a simple draw distance like in Minecraft
A true man is a man that admits that he cums on himself
I’ve never really seen his comedy and holy fuck, he is so god damn funny😂
I love your interviews with Ben Shapiro. I’m a Catholic but I do smoke a little weed I think if God didn’t want us to take medication he or she wouldn’t have given us doctors. I have ptsd from a childhood trauma so it helps me relax I don’t take medical marijuana I just get mine from a friend it’s not legal in my state so I don’t give a fuck I’m sixty years old so Fuck the state.I’m old enough to decide for myself what’s best for me!
Hotels and jerking off its absolutely true
I think he is a better Podcast Host than a Standup Comedian, doesn't really mean he is a bad comedian.
Nope, no weed
Is no one going to acknowledge the horrible laugh track looping at the end
Is it just me or do some of these laughs sound like they’ve been added in post? Like a little extra cushion of laughs not all of it.
Guess I’m a future navy seal
Joe “the moment my load hits my chest, I do a quick gater roll in the sheets, I find a dry spot and I’m out” Rogan